Reasonably well educated ignoramus with a dauer but fun-loving personality seeks wit, warmth (insert other alliterations here) for serious non-committed relationship with view to eventual divorce.
Applications in thine own hand please, except those of you who cant write (a definite bonus) in which case, please apply in somebody elses hand. For those who have no living relatives with limbs, please apply in whatever body parts you have available.
Interests: Yes
Personality: Debateable
Likes: No
Dislikes: Morris Dancers and accordion players
Availability: Immediate, competitive rate
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 60 | |
| Location | UK, England: Buckinghamshire, Milton Keynes | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π Education | PhD/Post doctorate | |
| π Relationship Status | Single | |
| π Religion | Atheist / Not Religious | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Yes | |
| πΆ Children | Yes, not living with me | |
| π Height | 5ft 10in (178 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | What hair?! | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Natural | |
