Below is just a few things about me
- It's been six months since I've made any kind of a decision
- Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over
- I’m so poor. I sometimes go to KFC to lick peoples fingers
- Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
- On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was... surrounded by trees and bushes.
- It was easier being a kid playing a game of red rover and just clotheslining the people I didn't like.
- I'm a bit of a dork in cool kid's clothes.
- I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything i say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 57 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | Canada, Ontario, London | |
