I'm looking for a forever home... But I own a home... this joke doesn't work... Howdy!
When I'm not working I like to frolic through the shrubbery (walkies), entertain friends with food and drinks (making cocktails is my hobby) and Netflix on the couch and cuddle! I'm a human barnacle.
I like to joke and laugh and although 90% of my jokes will make your skin crawl, I live for the 10%, making people laugh so hard they almost wet themselves
I'm also a bit (lot) of a geek, but thats why i'm here right?
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 35 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | Australia, Western Australia, Perth | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | Big and beautiful | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Education | College Degree/Diploma | |
| Children | None - maybe would like some | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
