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Simon (Male) from UK, Henwick

Hi
I'm fit(As far as i know) and young at heart (definitely! ) and I am definitely optimistic too (hence thinking i'm fit lol, calm and easy going! Easy to please too so I'm told.
I live in the country but I also love city weekends away in London etc. I enjoy shows and just the feel of the city. E. g. Primrose hill at night Spectacular!
I play racket sports and will have ago at anything really. Prefer squash. . . . . or badminton . . . . . or may be tennis . . . . . any then!
I like shopping! ! (No I do I do! ) I like finding antiques, cars, speed, DIY, logging (but not Jogging), freckles, beach combing, finding hoards of silver and gold, cooking on the beach, burying my loved one on the beach LOL (not dead you fool! ) poking crabs (stop it! this is seriously important stuff) making wine. . . . . especially if the jam doesn't turn out, did I say freckles. I love animals (Not like that! . . . . . TuT! ), swimming in waterfalls(dam cold and swimming whilst looking out for those tree trunks washing over is a bit tricky), snorkelling, exploring deserted beaches. I like heading off the beaten track and getting lost with the one I love. (As long as she doesn't panic or start pulling her hair extensions out! ) LOL I want to snow ski too.
I like fixing things. . . . .
This could go on forever!
Oh just send an email and I'll tell you the stuff I don’t like.

The perfect first date!

Meet on the beach; bring your own spade LOL.
ok ok ok being serious now. . . . My ideal date would be a nice meal in a country pub followed by a walk across the cliffs to a deserted beach, stroll, paddle or swim! along the shore line. Watch the sun set sizzle down into the sea followed by a 999 call to the air sea rescue to lift us off the beach because we’re so distracted we’ve been cut off by the tide.
There you go! a first date to remember for the rest of your life! We'd get to ride in a helicopter too! ! ! If we're really lucky they might put the flashing lights on! Oh that's only ambulances isn't it. Still at least we'd get a free ride in a big helicopter Yeyyyy! and up there the lights across the bay. . . . . it would be so romantic. LOL

God know’s who’s going to reply to all this nonsense, If anyone wants to join in just contact me however you do on this site.

Just to be sure there is no doubt! I am seriously looking for a datefriendshiprela tionship (Not necessarily in that order) and would prefer to meet up asap to see if the spark is there, 10 minutes in the flesh is worth a 1000 emails.
I just want to find a lady who laughs when it's right and I don't feel I have to be her jester all the time. It seems a lot of women want men to make them laugh. Try hanging around the circus not dating sites. Or try this good comedy place, The Glee Club Jongleurs Night https:www. glee. co. uk
I want to share our old favourite things and places with each other but most of all, discovering our own new favourite things together.

My two sons and family are important to me and there must always be a place for them in my home when they wantneed it. ( I only put this in just in case they read the draft. . . . , we can hatch a plan to leave em in the woods later. . . I know a place! ) The youngest is 24 and they are now starting to make their own way in life. That's a stiffled scream of excitement you can hear! Ooooops one's coming back. . . . . Oh well later maybe!
I also hope there would be nights snuggled in front of a roaring log burner with a good bottle of wine or beer with nothing to prise us apart. (That’s me and my partner- not me and the beer)
I think I’m still versatile enough to enjoy a night out of any sort whether it is night clubbing or just a sunny evening in a beer garden with real ale. (A real ale theme developing here but I’m not a big drinker).
I enjoy cinema. . . Although Russell Crow singing the opening of Les Misérables did come as a bit of a shock, I didn't even know it was a sing song sort of film! ( I deliberately didn't use the word "musical") I hoped it was more of a Frenchy cowboy come comedy thing. . . still you win some lose some.
I would try ballet (watching - not doing it! ). But opera beats me. Why you should have to know the start, middle and ending of a story before you even go to see it beats me. There is no way I can tell what they are singing without already knowing it. (I’d be interested to know if anyone else can? ) I must be missing the point somewhere. But I’m open to persuasion, never say ever!

Not drawn to wanna be divas, that's puffypouty lips or stick on bits like Boobs, Bums, Brows, Hairy Extensions, Nails, lashes, orange Tango tans etc etc. You know the trend I mean the. . . . . Barbie Airfix kit. It must be all in one kit because have you noticed if the have one . . . . . they've got em ALLLLL (Giving it large I think is the phrase)
But I am drawn to natural tans, freckles, normal lips, freckles, eyes that sparkle and yes freckles. Someone who is comfortable and relaxed about themselves and can actually see things going on around them instead of living the telly induced world.
No I don't want to email on snap chat, skype, n all that stuff until we both know the other is genuine is there any advantage over messaging on here? The amount of email harvesting on here is so blatant.
No one! is going to reply to this lot. . . . . should have left it blank and been Mr mystery man as one person put it.

If there is! anyone crazy enough to chat and we just make it to friends. . . . . that's ok with me. Can't have too many friends.
Cheeers.

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Simon Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 57
Sexuality Straight
Location UK, England: Hereford and Worcester, Henwick
Ethnicity White / Caucasian
Height 5ft 9in (175 cm)
Build Average
Drink Socially
Smoke No
Education Some university
Religion Other
Children Yes - not living with me
Marital Status Divorced