Like so many of us, I'm a mass of apparent contradictions. I love making new friends but hate small talk; I love doing my work but hate settling down to it; I love having my own space but hate the idea of dying alone and unloved and being eaten by rats. That sort of thing.
I used to be a primary school teacher, but now I write for a living - mostly, at the moment, metafictional surrealist comedy for children. Well, that's not strictly true; I'm very happy for older people to read it, too. It's quite funny.
What else can I tell you? I love to sing. I write my own songs, though I don't gig them with my guitar as much as I used to. I've done quite a bit of a cappella, in some really good groups. And I have a reputation as a sort of human jukebox; I'm always up for a campfire singalong.
I've run 3 marathons, but haven't been running enough for a couple of years. I use a lot of semicolons. I drink a lot of tea. And I can be very affectionate - my friends tell me I give great hugs.
What others say about me:
"Nice shirt."
"DA-aaad! You're SO EMBARRASSING!"
"Sorry, did I get you out of bed?"
"I bet YOU'LL know - how did the theme for The Six Million Dollar Man go?"
"Really? You're THAT old? You don't look it!"
"Genuinely one of the nicest men I think I've ever met."
As to what I'm looking for - at simplest, someone I fancy, have fun with, and emotionally connect with.
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, England: Gloucestershire, Brimscombe | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Separated | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
