"A wise man knows himself to be a fool"..
Which makes me a pretty smart idiot, because I know how stupid, idiotic it is to pretend to know everything about anything, i'm a perfectionist and i don't like to be bothered when i'm listening to Ethiopian jazz while enjoying a large cup of coffee liqueur and a blueberry muffin, or furiously making love to my girlfriend, and by girlfriend, I mean my left hand.
Anyway, I'm slowly coming to the realization that brushing my teeth in the kitchen while using my phone as a mirror when there's a real one in the bathroom is pretty unethical and inefficient ( though I'm still gonna do it anyway ).. also multiply that with the fact that I last approximately 15 to 20 pumps in the bedroom maximum and that's not counting the foreplay, which is actually about how many pushups i can do, so contact me at your own risk.
Stuff i'm really good at:
Rambling on and on for hours about things I have absolutely no idea about.
criticizing and judging others... You'll love me.
Special abilities and super powers:
Controlling squirrels with my mind.
Insomnia.
Door Manipulation.
Super dope hiphop beat creation on FL Studio.
Thanks and bye
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 31 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Kent, Sturry | |
| Ethnicity | Other | |
| Build | Average | |
| Religion | Other | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
