BEFORE YOU READ ON PLEASE ENGAGE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR :) .... I feel it's only fair to tell you i can be an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door just for my own amusement. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.
I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do it and look forward to it.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 38 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Aveley | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | A few extra pounds | |
| Religion | Christian | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
