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david (Male) from UK, Swindon

Well I wasn't to sure what to put here so called my ex wife after 30 years being divorced. At first she didn't seem to be to pleased to hear from me after all this time but she did calm down and give me some extremely valid points that I could mention. So here goes. Most of you ladies have mentioned cheats and liars so I'll deal with that bit first. Cheating well apparently that would not be an issue as I can't manage one woman let alone two or three....Only time I would cheat would be in a game of strip poker I would have to as no one is going to want to see me naked...lies ...well we all lie but you just need to know when its appropriate. ie shopping when asked does my bum look big in this honestly I say compared to what?.to which I get a frown but the tall dark handsome suited guy behind me says you look amazing in that and he gets a big smile. I mean he's obviously lying he's got a badge saying his name anwar he's paid to do that. But for other lies well you need to have either a lot of money or an excellent memory and I have neither. And then there is the other requirement honest caring man well i have the man bit ok but i'm sure the rest is just a contradiction in terms when it comes to us men. So anyway I thought I would move on to what I need well apart from the usual necessitys air,food ,water,etc not much.its probably easier to say what I don't need....I don't need anyone to cut my hair ..its falling out all on its own..I don't need anyone to Cook.... I can burn my own food..I don't need anyone to do my washing .I can both shrink and dye my own clothes ..and I don't need anyone to do my ironing as I am a firm believer that creases fall out all by themselves ..although it may take a few days ....so if you have actually read this far then I have lied and cheated enough to get you to read all of this and I'm obviously just trying to get you do all of the above ...anything else you want to know well you could always message me... seriously though I'm not looking for someone to do anything for me other than to care about me and vice versa.i am happy with being me and my own company and that's important because otherwise how can you be happy with someone else..oh and my ex wife wouldn't have said any of those things she would probably only have said two words (don't think I need to explain any further)lol . I'll try to get back to most messages but not on here permanently but if you are really interested then I'm sure we will catch up with each other at some point or maybe let me know when you're on here and I can make a point of being here as well.. all the best to everyone good luck with your search..xxx

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david Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 62
Location UK, England: Wiltshire, Swindon
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
💞 Relationship Status Single
⭐ Star Sign Taurus
🍷 Drink Socially
👶 Children No
⌛ Body Type Average
👱 Hair Colour Dark Brown

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