I will feed you… Costco samples before dinner so you dont overeat and run up my damn bill.
I will take you on long romantic walks down aisle 7 at Food 4 Less.
I will open your door for you, in the rain, from the inside, after I’ve gotten in first.
I will gladly pay for your bus fair to ensure you make it home safely. No uber. Too expensive and his car might be nicer than mine.
And I will only send you a d*** pic after you tell me your first name. Common courtesy. Duh.
And I will really tell you about me if you actually care to hold a convo.
And I will really tell you about me if you actually care to hold a convo. It’s ok, you can message first to ya’know.
Oh, and yes, those were JOKES. And if none of it made you laugh (I know one of them damn lines was funny) , then get yo serious uptight ass off my page. I ain’t got time for no RBF.
Live, Love Life, And most importantly LAUGH!
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 37 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | USA, California, Bakersfield | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | Average | |
| Hair | Light brown | |
| Drink | Never | |
| Smoke | No | |
| Education | College Degree/Diploma | |
| Religion | Christian | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
