..Hi my name's Jo and I'm an alcoholic - Whoops, wrong site!! ..forgive my flippancy won't you. Despite my quirky sense of humour, I can assure you that my intentions are honourable and my reasons for being here are sincere. ..may I also make a polite request - if you can see my photo, I'd definitely like to see at least one on your profile, after all, it's only fair that you can see who you're talking to. ..if you also have some notion of how to introduce yourself with some level of civility, then you're definitely in with a chance.
..I'm sure you've already read a number of dull & monotonous profiles, so I hope mine isn't one of them but you know the dialogue 'off pat' now surely - single white female, gsoh, likes going to the movies blah blah blah...
..but who am I really - well roughly speaking, I'm a 29 year old woman stuck in the body of a 51 year old, wondering 'how the hell did that happen' & 'when did it happen' - besides that I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm looking for some male company, but not just any old male - in my dreams, you'd either be Sammy L. Jackson or Johnny Depp - however, I can't hold out for either of those guys any longer, they've had their chance
..like you, I have preferences, so don't hold that against me. Now what about personality traits, well that's an easy one - I'm partial to someone who can actually string a sentence together, a normal, fun loving, down to earth, non pretentions guy who has nothing to prove and is happy in his own skin with minimal emotional baggage - should I go on - 'No' I hear you cry.
Finally, don't be put off by my brashness, I'm really as cute as a kitten!
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: Hertfordshire, Saint Albans | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | Average | |
| Religion | Muslim | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
