I'm behavioural support worker which I enjoy ,I'm a single dad of three lads .I like a laugh and joke and music , and enjoy life in general ,I like a good film , most music love walking my dog ,and watching my lads play for there teams on a sunny or rainy Sunday morning,,,,,
I also like a good joke so here's one of my favourites,,,,,,Two dwarves are walking through the back streets after a heavy night on the town when they pass a brothel.
One looks at the other.
"What do you reckon? Should we finish the night with a bang?" he asks.
"Yeah, why not?" replies the other, so they go in, pick the girls they want and head up to the rooms.
The first dwarf is in a bit of a state due to drink, and no matter what the young lady does he just can't get an erection.
To make it worse, he's right next door to his friend and his young lady, and all he can hear from the room is, "One... Two...Three.... HUUUURRRGH!! One... Two...Three.... HUUUURRRGH!!" so eventually he apologises to the girl, pays and leaves.
The next day the two Dwarfs meet up and share their stories.
"It was so embarrassing," said the first dwarf, "I just couldn't get it up."
"You think that's bad?" replied the second, "I couldn't even get up onto the bed!"
Lol "and there's more lol"
Anything else you want or need to know don't hesitate to ask .
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | UK, England: West Midlands, Wolverhampton | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Build | A few extra pounds | |
| Religion | Other | |
| Marital Status | Single | |
