What makes me tick. . .
Early mornings at sunrise, hot coffee, cutting fresh hay and farming, green John Deere tractors, baling big hay bales, fast quarter horses, Beefmaster cattle, back yard gardening, predator hunting, quiet firearms, anything outdoors, back forty camping, Galveston Bolivar beach + ferry (feed the sea gulls bananas and watch them fly upside down trying to spit it out - hysterically funnneee! ), Dalmatian dogs, anything of titanium metal, old 4WD pickup trucks + mud, old vintage 1970 s muscle cars, Houston rodeo and antiques.
Favorite fruit - pomegranate, soft drink Coca-Cola made with real cane sugar imported in freezing frosted glass bottles from Mexico, clothing brand is Arcteryx with a high thread count and performance fabrics + we are both rare complimentary dinosaurs, social drink is a tall black Russian double Kahlua, comfort food is a big tub of Blue Bell black walnut ice cream-yummmy!
Favorite music is classical Rock & Roll by Pink Floyd - major LOUD! ! ! Album - Endless River - Favorite song - The Lost Art of Conversation.
I hunt quietly with registered suppressors. Have several. Not a deer hunter but the raccoons, wild pigs and coyotes better watch out! I have a serious protective nature for defenseless baby deer fawns. I enthusiastically eliminate the predators that would gladly eat them. Quietly, of course! Good Riddance!
Took a big mamma coyote with a prime pelt before midnight the weekend before New Years in pitch black total darkness with an expensive Trijicon thermal scope with a steady stiff northeast chilling breeze, soggy, foggy and WET freezing cold drizzle. But the colder it is the better body heat radiates for scope clarity. Just like Arnold and the Predator movie. And I'm the Boogeyman in the dark . . . The Predator (to the coyote) . . . for Real!
Saved a lot of baby fawns because she would surely eat a fawn a day to keep her lactation up in peak production to supply milk for her pups. That is always her instinctive maternal nature. But, I have mine, too. Very gratifying satisfaction to know that she is no longer out there increasing the coyote predator population. And those little babies grow up into mamma does and lots of big bucks - deer everywhere. . . .
So the question is. . . . . would you want to be out there with me under those miserable conditions, mostly cold, wet and numb with chattering teeth, shivering, freezing off your petunias as it is what I like to do? Few if any would. . . . think about that uncommon devoted woman WANTING to be there by my side. Could would it be You? ? ? Maybe. Or maybe not. Think for a moment. Or 2. Or 3. Would you really, really want it? Because THAT is where I'm at. And my Best Friend would be there, PDQ too. Both of us. Double the fun. And the memories made. Been there, done that. Lots of times. And I'll make you a HOT chocolate to thaw you out afterwards.
Thank God I'm spontaneous, casual, instinctive and impulsive - NOT compulsive obsessive except for turn signals!
Always had had a few extras on the bucket list yet to be checked off including scuba diving, sky diving, bungee jumping, snow skiing and a pilots license! So maybe you can help me with these future projects yet to say been there - we did that! So let's compare yours. . . might find a complimentary match so a 1st for us both. . . .
Would light up an expensive seegar to celebrate the birth of a new baby.
Or a prospective son in law asking for my expected Blessings. VERY long strings with significant blood bound obligations attached, of course. And he better bring an obligatory superb top shelf expensive bottle of liquor (my choice) with a pair of long blond seegars for the private much man to man SERIOUS social discussion of lifetime expectations. No disappointments. Ever. A soon to be son in law is like my VERY on once he has been properly vetted into family, but he has to do it.
I have no tattoos but I'm fine with a strategically placed tat for you. No big beer belly. No arrest record ever. No prescription medications. No chronic health problems. Size 14 steel toe Red Wing boots fit the clutch of both of my 4 and 5 speed manual transmissions. Daily ankle therapy for a comminuted compound fracture of the tibia (shin) with mangled bone hanging out, bleeding out a long time ago. Crucifying consuming pain. Been there done that. Mostly NOT recommended. Beneficial physical therapy smashing a clutch driving manual transmissions daily. Can't slow down, either.
No use mostly for much hyped professional sports teams but I do have a soft spot for LSU. And their football fan base is howling rabid.
No TV time, either for the electronic babysitter. Too much to do.
Would like to take you out to the movies for an Alien (Sigourney Weaver was smoking hot in the original) or Predator or Mission Impossible sequel. And critique reality about the hardware. Especially the suppressors. Or lack thereof. Besides, I enjoy real world shooting at steel targets and there are limits to physics instead of wannabe hollyweird quiet propaganda. But my cans are still OSHA hearing safe and you didn't want to wear those old muffs anyway.
Major dislikes with ongoing contempt always for defeating progressivism, liberalism, socialism and communism.
If you have politically correct progressive views we will NOT be a match for sure. So look elsewhere.
Constitutionalist. Capitalist. Republican. No feel good democrats need apply.
God. Family. Country. In that order. Immutable.
Admire 1st Lady Melania and President Trump. May God above Bless us all! America always 1st!
Ultra conservative socially and libertarian politically. Your business is YOUR business and nobody elses.
Old fashioned family values. Old school content like it used to be and highly proud of it. A firm handshake seals ANY deal. My word is my bond. No contract required. Or expected.
Patriotic. Private. Protective. Your family now my family. No reservations. Voluntarily chosen. Your blood as my blood. Unconditional. As the same. Always.
As before, if you have politically correct liberal views, we surely will not have ANY good chemistry. And I do NOT compromise my conservative values. No debate. Ever. Again, please look elsewhere.
I'm super privileged-left handed!
I have had a motorcycle license since high school but currently no bike. Could get get a pair of wheels if you like to ride.
If you are a gold digger and looking for a sugar daddy I am not him. Not rich and famous either. Gave a LOT away in a divorce. Just not worth fighting for. A hard cry then a long walk away. Mostly broke. But now I am Free! from misery and hopeless circumstances that could never change. Worth every dollar I gave away to keep my objectives, perspectives and sanity.
New date excuses here range from need a plane ticket with intent to move in today, starving and need groceries, my rent is way past due, pay my hospital bill so I can go home, have cancer and need chemotherapy, diapers for my grandma, and the new latest version Apple phone for wild phone sex. Mostly comical and silly. So please don't waste my time and mostly yours. I'm not out for just things. Wanting just things is shallow and selfish. Won't be sending you any funds either. Besides, asking for money or some THING puts a possible new relationship into a bad light. So go shopping elsewhere.
Ideal Relationship
Searching for a 'good looking' woman with my obligatory dry sense of humor. . NOT beautiful but mostly pretty much just plain Jane. Uncommon. Unusual. Exceptional. Vivid. Keen. Quiet. Exceedingly rare. Strikingly distinctive. Peculiar personality. Perceptive and intuitive. Intense but subtle. Take charge confident attitude as necessary. Details oriented. Wide independent streak but vulnerable and sensitive. Delicate and elegant. Complimentary for ANY deserving man.
The one that makes me look AGAIN.
Double . . . take.
A razor laser sharp focus. Total attention. Tunnel vision. Instant goose bumps. Static. Electricity. For a precious moment- not breathing. Time line detaches and drifts then stops. I'm lost. A moment of panic. Where am I ?
Indeed.
I am looking into a bright sunny mirror. But I can'tdon't see me. I see you lookingstaring back at me. A piercing penetrating look into the depths of my soul. An out of body experience. Lucid. Awake. Dreaming. Profound and intense is an understatement. Indescribable at the moment.
Then I inherently know!
This is 'THE' woman to hold tightly forever (a very LONG time)! My Best Friend. Inside. Foremost. Everything else a DISTANT 2nd.
The only 'One'. Eureka! Yes. . . . Best Friend!
She is an intellectual feminine match, fiercely loyal, trustworthy without question, always True and thinking the same as I do and is at my side - no matter what the conditions or consequences. That's just where Best Friends are. She is now there for me BUT I am there for her. Mutually beneficial. Unending. Perpetual. Yes, a LONG time.
The big chests with implants and full hips, dangling ear rings, fake painted glossy too LONG dagger nails, multiple body piercings, navel, tongue and nose rings, voluptuous pouty botox lips drowning in bright lipstick with mostly overdone major makeup has NO male appeal to me. NONE! ! ! But opal or emerald or tiny bright diamond studs are a different matter. And serious sensual fun to nibble on in an ear. Where they are supposed to be. Generally all this other stuff is applied mostly to impress dear Jezebel and other competing women anyway. Marketing fads. Fraudulent. False and Fake and just Phony. Not the real you under all that paint? Sad. Ok. So, no, no Thank You.
NOT interested. EVER! Tastefully applied is still Ok. Less is much more. Just not a big bucket full. One more thing. Get rid of the sunglasses in the selfies. Show us men what you got! ! ! ! I love a beautiful pair of haunting, piercing smoky seductive eyes staring intently at me above a tempting you might know what I'm thinking dangerous, dare to try me wry smile. . . . . my attention definitely does make a quick U-turn. What a wonderful turn on (in a good way)! The non verbal is so more intense. Sometimes near palpable.
And if she becomes my Best Friend, the symbiotic chemistry will BECOME indescribable. . . . .
Be aware that I like to hold hands especially in public. It demonstrates my attachment to you. I can reach further than most with a 36 inch sleeve so it's advantageous for your affection. I don't see much hand in hand communication anymore but I surely notice when it's there. So get used to holding hands becuz I'm going to be reaching for yours. Constantly. And a gentle pinch elsewhere when no one is looking. So beware. . . . .
It's a SAD disappointment that somemost of the profiles are not filled out to match compatibility. Just a little teaser. No clue what is so important to her. No political viewpoints? Just a big blank. A hi or hello doesn't count. Still no clue. So I move on even though it hurts a little bit. Regrettably. Not important to her ? ? ? ? Major for me. No picture is perfectly fine. But a blank personality profile without political details demonstrates NOT understanding the gravity of the situation. This is Serious business. I finally got away from an unhappy, miserable and hopeless situation that could never change. Not going to do that ever again. This time there is a Best Friend out there somewhere. Not a wannabe friend that morphs into a stranger that that eventually became a screaming dictator. Happiness and fun times are good. Been missing those feelings and that for a long time. My conventionalisttrad itionalist views will not and can NOT change as listed. Hope yours are the same as mine and listed. At least a little. Imperative. If not there what to do? So a delete prevents wasting my time and yours. And I move on. I hope you find whom and what you are looking for.
Anything worthwhile is worth waiting for. It's called delayed gratification. Some don't have it. But I do. Elaborate on your desires that makes your personality as I have done. Enjoy the moment of someone new. It is a rare tingling thrill to have a strange new woman interested in an exposed piece of my heart and what makes them want me to be their man. I am conservative, old fashioned and major proud of it. And you know IF you are. And what it takes to match my values. Critical chemistry. . . So can you do IT! Let me know!
I'm shy and generally don't make any 1st moves as I'm a bit major reserved. And have been cottonmouth snake bit. Literally! Deliberately. Hard! So I'm cautious, wary and vigilant. And keep my friends close. And my enemies much closer. . . A lot. And proud of it. But highly observant. And a fatal perfectionist on some things. Like this too long profile.
Currently tolerate rat race Houston city life but hopefully not much longer. Intend to move back to farm life like I had before my little brother deliberately stole a way of life living in peace and quiet on a family farm. Been there done that. Miss farming and haven't EVER forgotten it. And going to sit on a John Deere again. The way it used to be.
So that is the way it is. . . . .
So fill out your profile pretty please. Don't sell yourself short and miss your man. Or maybe even me.
At least you know where I am on some of the things that really count. No ambiguity, apprehension or confusion from me. Critical details. No guessing. No doubts. No wild crazy cat in bag here. Ever.
So, searching for that 'good looking' woman that intellectually has a lot to say in her profile toward compatibility. And when her heart feels and beats the same as mine, we will both Know it. We will be Best Friends ongoing. The chemistry will be complimentary beyond description. The rest will take care of its self.
That is the nifty thing about being on this website. Once I find 'the' One, I'm DONE. And out of here on the spot!
And time is slipping by without my Best Friend. . . . .
Just activated my profile and this is a recent work in progress subject to revision refinement of what is on the line. And relevant. For You. An intellectual review for a most important job inquiry. My better half to become my Best Friend. Hope this resume of some of my personality compliments yours. It's pretty detail oriented and a bit long but a billion things to say and do. . . . .
I laid out her qualities to the best of my expectations. I have written a lot little about mine so SHOW me Yours. . . . .
Hope it is You. . . . . because my Best Friend is a virtual mirror image of me. We compliment each other completely.
As before, for me, that wonderful woman that is an intense intellectual match, has her hardware in her purse hyper vigilant always to watch my back, quick to shoot and wants to go burn gun powder every time i do and is a damn good shot, cooks hot with a Stargazer cast iron skillet, enjoys getting her hands really scruffy grimy dirty, is at my side sopping dripping in sweat or freezing wet and cold (and still wants to be there! ) and thinks old school proud as I do is just a plain rare and obvious super sexy 'good looking' woman and the physical doesn't really matter so much anymore. But her feminine intellect does. Infinitely. That's why I'm here. Consuming chemistry. Can't see it but can feel it pulling me toward her when it's there. So make it happen. Today.
The Real You? My Best Friend? Positively. Because Real IS Reality. And Authentic and we are True. Best Friends. No limits. Literally. Forever.
And that is what I'm looking for in a 'good looking' woman.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 67 | |
| Location | USA, Texas, Houston | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 🎓 Education | Bachelor's degree | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Divorced | |
| 🙏 Religion | Christian | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Socially | |
| 👶 Children | Yes, not living with me | |
| 📏 Height | 6ft 4in (193 cm) | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Gray | |
| 4:49 pm Saturday, 3rd December, 2022
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