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littlemermaidUK (Female) from UK, Stoke Lacy

- Arrogance is good, but all in moderation
- If you make a habit of only ever reading Nuts or Zoo then move along! lol
- I'm attracted to intelligence
- And charisma
- Not the ability to miss out vowels and write like an idiot
- Looks mean nothing, it's behind the mask that counts
- Men with bad footwear are a definite no no

Time for a re-write or at least a few additions. I don't know why I'm on this site. I kind of see it as another part of the screening process... I'm not some social retard and I do meet people out and about, but evidently, not the right ones! No matter what I say or do, the people I expressly ask not to contact me still do! Please learn to speak English to an acceptable standard! Haha!

I hate filling these d*mn things in. You either make yourself sound incredibly boring or incredibly pretentious. But hey, we're all in the same boat! Looking for someone who doesn't "tlk lyk dis" as that really annoys me...not really a fan of short messages either. I will reply to every message you send me as its only common courtesy, but if you want me to be interested put some effort in and at least pretend you've read my profile!!

I've just left university and am currently doing a degree in criminology and psychological studies on OU.Am also an almost published novelist. I have a three book deal at the moment so all is well, especially since I'm not even 21 yet! Would like to meet anyone that isn't an idiot but that criteria seems to be getting increasingly harder to fulfill. lol. I do have to say I prefer professional types mind you. Looks aren't particularly important unless u have 3 heads or something.

Most people say I'm always smiling and whatever so i'm a nice person to have around. Pretty much talk to anyone about anything. I'm incredibly honest which I believe is sometimes my downfall but I'll leave it to you to judge!

Some of my favourite thingspeople include Pete Doherty, Russell Brand and the pub...classy girl

xxxx

PS - if you can identify what musical "didn't recognise you without the handcuffs" is from, I definitely have to go for a drink with you!

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littlemermaidUK Personal Details
Gender Female
Age 37
Location UK, England: Hereford and Worcester, Stoke Lacy
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
πŸŽ“ Education Bachelor's degree
πŸ’ž Relationship Status Single
πŸ™ Religion Atheist / Not Religious
🍷 Drink Socially
πŸ‘Ά Children Undecided
πŸ“ Height 5ft 5in (165 cm)
βŒ› Body Type Average
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Red