Who said ESP Is a hard thing to teach yourself?
I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter m without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it. Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to comment.
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads
Dear Wife
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand
Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows
Dear Husband
I too am 54 and by the time you receive
Seeking Female
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, Scotland: Dunbartonshire, Springburn | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
