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wanted warped sense of humour (woman optional)

profpatpending (Male) from South Africa, Cape Town

Gweetings O fair maiden, so thou wants to know more about this poor sheltered lad! art thou mad??? Well what can one say? Im a humble servant of the realm, jovial, caring, brave (many a time Ive jousted over the last turkey at xmas in the frozen aisle at sainsburys) and romantic. Im also loyal, supportive, and love springing nice surprises just cos i felt like it. As for me physically I guess Im just average, but wasting away due to lack of damsels to distress. When im not work I like traveling or going for walks, bowling or just joining friends to catch up (and joust). As is quite obvious Ive traded in my normal GSOH some time ago for a more warped model and a balloon pump! O i hate talking about me though, why dont thou tell me about thyself im sure you art more interesting than I!

I dust not set targets or presume to prejudge anyone, so stating preferences seems a bit of a contradiction. Besides Thou could teach me a thing or too perhaps, by chance!!!

Seeking Female


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profpatpending Personal Details
Gender Male
Age 56
Location South Africa, Western Cape, Cape Town
🌈 Sexuality Straight
🌎 Ethnicity White / Caucasian
πŸ’ž Relationship Status Single
🚬 Smoke No
🍷 Drink No
πŸ‘Ά Children Undecided
πŸ“ Height 5ft 10in (178 cm)
βŒ› Body Type Average
πŸ‘± Hair Colour Dark Brown
🦡 Body hair Natural