Where do I start ...
Only allergies are cats and liars.
I was once sharpening a pencil and a friend said to me 'no matter how long you spend doing that, the sharpness of that pencil will never match your tongue, your mind or your humour'. I thanked him as I saw it as a compliment. That is my character - take it or leave it ...
I am a 'glass is half full' type of person.
I do not suffer fools lightly and tend to unintentionally totally intimidate both sexes. If you take the time to get to know me properly, I am a softie.
Seeking Male
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| Gender | Female | |
| Age | 58 | |
| Location | UK, England: Essex, Colchester | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | Other | |
| π Education | Some college | |
| π Relationship Status | Separated | |
| π Religion | Christian | |
| π¬ Smoke | Yes | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| πΆ Children | Yes, living with me | |
| π Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| β Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
| π± Hair Colour | Black | |
| 𦡠Body hair | Shaved | |
