I'm a genuine person with a good sense of humour, bald and unattractive easily aroused in the right hands, work hard and like a drink or three. I can be a saint if accepted for who I am or sinner for trying to be someone I'm not. I make mistakes and sometimes wrong decisions but always try to do my best both for myself and others. As a red blooded male I can flirt and be naughty, I am genuinely separated, honest and truthful, looking for friends to chat only locally or on-line.
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 60 | |
Location | UK, England: Norfolk, Stanground | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Socially | |
📏 Height | 6ft (183 cm) | |
⌛ Body Type | Average | |
👱 Hair Colour | Gray |
Neil
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7:53 pm Sunday, 1st September, 2024
Where's Petersborough ? |
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6:05 pm Thursday, 13th July, 2023
Ain't dating fun Yup, nope, anyway watching ZZZUUULLLUUUUUUU enjoy your evening ladies |
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5:28 am Tuesday, 19th July, 2022
It's nice to have a friend, once again having a chat and morning coffee with you know who as the sun wakes up here in Posh land. |
Neil
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5:45 am Monday, 18th July, 2022
Having coffee with the man in the moon watching the sun come up here in Posh land before he goes to bed. |
Neil
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10:51 pm Sunday, 17th July, 2022
I've got the 3 Bs First time in ages I'm Bored Before Bedtime. |
Neil
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8:58 am Friday, 15th July, 2022
Another glorious day here in Posh land, enjoy and have fun wherever you are x |
Neil
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12:09 pm Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, we get along fine but her age like vintage wine and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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12:06 pm Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, I answer her diary it goes a little awry ery and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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12:02 pm Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, my profile complete and things going sweet and BLOCKED |
Neil
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11:57 am Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, I look but there's nothing to show no profile or photo and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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11:54 am Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, I give loads of smiles over too many miles and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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11:50 am Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member sat down at the end of the screen, I give the lady a wave and make her my fave and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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11:48 am Thursday, 14th July, 2022
I'm only a poor dating site member, sat down at the end of the screen, I don't really think and send the lady a wink and BLOCKED. |
Neil
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11:35 am Thursday, 14th July, 2022
poor man in the moon 2 our friendly man in the moon has just texted me, he would like to say a big thankyou to all the smiling beautiful ladies who waved at him as he passed through said he was cheered up no end and went to bed happy, doesn't matter the circumstance big or small, real or otherwise we can make a difference no matter how tiny we think it is. |
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5:54 am Saturday, 16th July, 2022
Blimey Mr you know who was in a hurry in the early hours said it's because he was on a promise so only time for a quick wave they were going to watch the sunrise together lucky man, there's something magical about the moon especially with a sprinkling of stars. |
Neil
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8:38 pm Saturday, 16th July, 2022
Hello Liquorice allsort anyone help yourselves, watching Rio Grande. |
Neil
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12:19 pm Saturday, 16th July, 2022
I'm so hot and dir ty after being in the garden, now it's shower time, food time and a beer time which all in all equals a good time, me time and oh on my own time ah well not everythings perfect in real time. |
Neil
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6:26 am Saturday, 23rd July, 2022
A Special Day for my best friend little willy, we've been together now right from the very beginning through thick and thin and the good and bad times from birth through childhood bed wetting after a nightmare shared, the teenage formative years including the fun of adolescence especially on the bus when at no given time he'd go camping and I'd often get off carrying his tent and red faced , or he'd get so hot i'd sport a damp patch as he wiped that tear in his eye and adulthood we were in the military which was cut short way too soon and swore our oath together where he was trained to stand at attention properly, on training exercises he fired blanks but in the heat,sweat and smell of battle he could shoot live ammo with the best of them in the bedroom, he's stuck up for me when needed, looked after me and most importantly has been there for me, he may be a little sod or a bugger but he's my little sod. he deserves his special day and it's my turn to stand at attention and salute him |
Neil
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11:31 pm Friday, 22nd July, 2022
Reflections everyone on here has their own story and is alone at one time or another whether the loss of a loved one, a family fallout, separation, It's hard to believe I was a member of 3 darts teams and was out every night of the week and all day Saturday and Sundays work permitting of course and getting married now I don't go out at night at all, I think covid changed all that because up until the last few years I was still going out, Luckily I have made a few friends on here and Tuesday will be meeting up with my regular young lady well ok we're the same age for a meal, drinks and chat and to be honest that's enough for me x |
Neil
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3:21 pm Friday, 22nd July, 2022
Crazy Times Reply Rose Mary 52, Brins for what it's worth, South whatever, the reason older men are interested in you and men your age are not is as plain as the nose on your face, and yup you've already blocked me amongst others, just saying x |
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10:57 am Sunday, 24th July, 2022
A great day out yesterday, we hadn't done that in a long long time, plenty of beer, laughs and giggles, blew the mind, cobwebs and blues away, a perfect tonic. |
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6:04 am Sunday, 24th July, 2022
Gulp I went to bed with a little un and woke up with a monster, last time I leave the telly on oh it is switched off. |
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11:47 am Saturday, 23rd July, 2022
soon be pub time treat my little friend to a pint on this special day. |
Neil
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12:49 am Friday, 22nd July, 2022
You know it's quite dangerously funny a sense of humour, you can shrink people by reducing them to tears of laughter, you can murder someone when they say stop it you're killing me, you can cause pain by hurting their sides or stomach, you can torture anyone when they say stop it that's enough I can't take anymore or I'm laughing that much I've wet myself, so if you have or find a sense of humour please handle with care. |
Neil
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12:27 am Friday, 22nd July, 2022
Inactive member you've no worries about my little willy, as I put in an introduction the little sod spends most of the time waving at my socks. |
Neil
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10:23 am Thursday, 21st July, 2022
Blimey thought it was Xmas 2 at least it's cooler today and my nuts are hanging nicely well that is until my squirrels run up and down and start twisting and pulling at them. |
Neil
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10:50 am Tuesday, 19th July, 2022
Blimey thought it was Xmas my nuts are roasting |
Neil
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9:27 pm Sunday, 3rd July, 2022
Hello sounds like you've all had a nice and enjoyable day with family, friends or just me time, so i'll leave you all to it, just waiting for some washing to finish then bed time. |
Neil
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9:57 pm Tuesday, 5th July, 2022
Baldness come to our party they said, you'll enjoy it they said, let your hair down they said, so I did gently mind and it never bloody came back and I combed high and low for it, oh well it happens. |
Neil
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9:16 pm Tuesday, 5th July, 2022
War zone A lovely lady has just replied that all is ok in the war zone, well in reply I can assure everyone I guarantee friendly fire as I only fire blanks, nope I haven't had that yet x |
10:02 am Wednesday, 11th September, 2024
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6:18 pm Tuesday, 3rd September, 2024
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5:03 pm Tuesday, 3rd September, 2024
Hello how are you ? I love the smile on your profile, it looks very cute. Can we have an honest conversation, get to know each other better and see where this goes? I hope to hear from you soon |