Not to big, not to small. One size fits all. Scrub up well, though I do like to messy
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 67 | |
| Location | UK, England: Greater London, Bloomsbury | |
| π Sexuality | Straight | |
| π Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| π¬ Smoke | No | |
| π· Drink | Socially | |
| π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
| β Body Type | Athletic | |
| π± Hair Colour | Gray | |
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9:45 pm Sunday, 6th March, 2022
Adoption Was thinking about adoption the other day, but then my mate said "who on Earth will adopt you at 64". "Good point" I replied and continued drinking π |
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1:35 pm Tuesday, 22nd March, 2022
USB One of my main ambitions in life is to one day plug a USB cable in the right way round the first time. |
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5:03 pm Monday, 21st March, 2022
Rhubarb Ol' Sid peeked over the garden fence and saw his neighbour, John, tending his rhubarb. 'Hi Sid', John said. 'Afternoon John' Sid replied. 'Just out of interest, John, what do you put on your rhubarb'. 'Well Sid, I am old school, so it's just peat and loads of manure' said John. Sid replied, 'Oh I see. You should come over to our house. We have custard on ours' π |
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10:41 am Sunday, 20th March, 2022
A gorgeous day in Speedo trunks I decided to go to the beach as the weather was gorgeous. Alas, I wore my 1970s Mark Spitz Speedo trunks. I walked past two middle aged ladies, who looked shocked and I'm affeaid one of them had a stoke.. The other lady couldn't quite reach ππ |
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1:56 pm Monday, 14th March, 2022
Mothers Day Was thinking about my lovely mum and she worked hard to put food on the table. We wasn't poor, she was a midget π€£ |
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10:57 am Sunday, 27th March, 2022
*BREAKING NEWS* BREAKING NEWS. Liverpool Airport was closed due to a suspicious car. It was fully taxed, insured and had an MOT. |
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1:04 pm Friday, 25th March, 2022
Constipation - The Movie I queued up for ages last night to see the new James Cameron move, Constipation, only to be told by the usher that sadly it hasn't come out yet π |
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3:54 pm Wednesday, 23rd March, 2022
Pants Paddy says to Murphy, ' Hey Murph. What are them letters on your shoes for?'. 'Well' said Murphy, 'The L means left and the R means right, so I know which way round they go'. 'Oh, i see', Paddy replies, ' so that's why I have C and A in my pants' |
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6:43 pm Thursday, 24th March, 2022
Innuendo's I live in a small village, but every year without fail, we hold and innuendo competition. I was thinking of entering my friend's sister |
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11:05 am Thursday, 24th March, 2022
BEDROOM I walked in to the bedroom and I must say I was shocked. On the bed was my girlfriend, a big smile on her face and holding the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. 10 inches long and glossy. She said ' Hi honey. Look what I have got, and Im going to stick it right up here. Why don't you come here and help me'. I said' There is no way a picture of your mother is going up on that wall' ππ |
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2:45 pm Wednesday, 30th March, 2022
Intercourse and Bank Savings Is intercourse like savings in a bank? You put a lot in, you take a bit out and all time you're losing interest π€£π€£ |
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10:48 am Wednesday, 30th March, 2022
36 hours ....Left on here. Get me while I'm freshπ |
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11:21 am Monday, 28th March, 2022
Chris Rock I personally would of knocked him out. Then knocked him out again |
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4:26 pm Friday, 24th February, 2023
Does this work? Oh yeah! It does |
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9:11 pm Saturday, 25th February, 2023
Lighthouse Thinking about buying an old lighthouse. Nothing too flashy |
