First of all, I would like to apologize if I do not meet your intellectual level and made you waste 2 minutes of your precious time reading this worthless piece of art... :) I'm a Brazilian living in Ireland for quite a while now, as you can see in my picture I just blended in perfectly... (Not) :) I was born in November and it means I was conceived in February when it's carnaval time in Brazil… hmm I have a kind of sharp sense of humor, I make fun out of things that should not be funny like religion, politics, life, death, etc. always with great respect, of course. I love food, I am a good enough cook, I can boil an egg but still can't tell you if it was the chicken or the egg that came first. Even Darwin could not explain it, I will not waste some of my 100 billion neurons trying to. I am always intrigued about these people that say they love to laugh… 10 out of 10 profiles I read say that… in fairness I never met someone that loves to cry, if you are one of them send me a message I want to do a scientific experiment :) I love music, it's a big part of my life but, am I the only one that the older I get the further back in time I have to go to find something that I really enjoy listening to? Some "boring" people have made up lists of do's and don'ts in contacting them... I've created my own list... Do not write to me if you can hold your breath for more than 10 minutes, that's just a boring sport. Do not write to me if you have 5 dogs, 2 cats, 3 fish, 1 snake, and 1 tarantula, that is environmentally wrong and you will be always busy trying to not let the snake eat the tarantula and keeping the cats away from the fish tank. Do not write to me if you are able to bite your elbow... that's just weird. Do not write to me if you live on Mars, it's just going to make our first date very awkward :) If you don't relate to any of this then you can write to me, I am pretty flexible :)
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 42 | |
| Location | Ireland, Louth, Dundalk | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🚬 Smoke | No | |
| 🍷 Drink | Sometimes | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Athletic | |
| 👱 Hair Colour | Black | |
