What is there to say... Well, just an ordinary guy with a tight fitting Lycra suit on underneath that keeps creeping up my bum looking for a Louis Lane. Another year older and another year wiser, I'd like to think. 6.0 ft, kinda athletic but maybe not so much anymore! lol. I'd like to think I am humble, humorous, ok looking, polite, good sense of humour, intelligent, articulate and above all modest, Ha! Ha! I have varied views... some would say I always like to believe I am right... Not true! I'm just hardly ever wrong! lol.. I will invariably disagree with you if I think you are wrong, so if you like to discuss things, I'm your kind of guy. What am I looking for? I am looking to expand my friendships as well as meeting new people. I may be a bit reserved initially. If I sound like someone you may like to get to know, read some of my diaries. I should add I am effective, diligent and efficient. I can handle stress very well. I also have a typing speed of about 60 words per minute.
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 54 | |
Location | UK, England: Greater London, Shoreditch | |
π Sexuality | Straight | |
π Ethnicity | Other | |
π¬ Smoke | No | |
π· Drink | Socially | |
π Height | 6ft 1in (185 cm) | |
β Body Type | Muscular | |
π± Hair Colour | Black |
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2:45 pm Wednesday, 24th February, 2021
Spring Time Spring is definitely here and you can feel it in the air. Some Honey Bees are making an appearance. Busy gathering their first collection of Pollen to make that glorious Honey Should I, like a big brown bear put my nose up against that nest Or is it too early for nectar to be at its best Will the bees buzz around my nose And send this big brown bear, away on its toes I like Honey in Spring Mmmmmmmm! |
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8:53 pm Wednesday, 17th February, 2021
Did You Miss Me? Earthquakes, Tsunamis, strange lights and symbols appearing in the sky!! My 24hr disappearance may have caused these disturbances In The fabric of space and time |
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4:30 pm Tuesday, 2nd February, 2021
Hero till the End Rest In Peace Captain Tom |
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10:26 pm Wednesday, 20th January, 2021
Fright Night Being attacked by scammers tonight. I knew it wasnt true when beautiful 30 somethings started contacting me!! Theres a joke in there some where but Im not going to go there!! Well, at least not tonight! |
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10:05 pm Tuesday, 19th January, 2021
Please Sir! It wasnt me! Well, I think I have broken the record for non views of profiles and being blocked, I. The same day! 4 so far!! Women who looked at me and decided to block me for what ever reason, which is plainly obvious!! Was it a sneaky peak that made them feel guilty about what they were thinking cos I certainly never looked at them or gave them a first look! I must admit. It does make me laugh to know that I am a guilty pleasure. If I havent looked or contacted you, it probably means I am not likely to. Please dont get yourself in a tissy and come down to Earth just a little!! |
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6:07 pm Monday, 14th December, 2020
Tiring Isnt it amazing being blocked for either not looking at someone or looking at someone once and having not interest in them or not contacting them at all!! Please! Get a life. |
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3:34 pm Wednesday, 9th December, 2020
The Double Act Oh well. My mission of intent didnt seem to work. I thought I could help form a comedy double act between two should I say popular or frequent female diarists on here. Lill Lizza. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Sadly it failed to come off. I had Plans for the both of you!! You were gonna he as big as Eric and Ernie!! We were gonna hit the big time!! Vegas!! The London Palladium!!! Then.... the Stars!! With me as your agent!! But.. oh well!! Perhaps is wasnt meant to be!! |
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9:34 pm Tuesday, 17th August, 2021
Mistaken identity I think I made a mistake. Rejoining that is!! Once my time is up I shall obviously not be returning and deleting my profile |
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7:56 pm Monday, 16th March, 2020
Quatrains So, apparently Mr Nostradamus predicted the outbreak of the Corona Virus in one of his whacky and non sensical quatrains!! I really can't believe he foresaw the Corona Virus Outbreak and didn't foresee the worldwide run on toilet paper, beans and water!!! Phew!! what a cobination!! lol |
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7:08 pm Monday, 16th March, 2020
diary whay are people going crazy for toilet rolls? lol |
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1:14 pm Friday, 13th March, 2020
on ice! I'm all for having a laugh but i do find it strange sometimes. chose to view my profile because you either find my photo interesting or you'd like to know more about me. my profile inoffensive. I've not written much in the way of diaries. I've even been told i am funny! Like a clown funny!! you can laugh at me and i won't try to put you on ice! OK! now you've looked at me you've decided to block me to spare your blushes and to hide the fact that you were curious. Don't worry! I won't hold it against you!! |
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2:00 pm Tuesday, 11th February, 2020
Responding to diaries There are some disturbed people on here they think responding to a dirt is a message to chat then start abusing you for responding to a diary and make crazy accusations. I think I can do with out that!! |
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1:24 pm Wednesday, 5th February, 2020
Men!! I find it strange seeing men on the female profile side. My curiosity doesnt get the better of me and I do not view the profiles just in case my inquisitiveness is considered an invitation to begin a conversation that I would it like the direction. It would take or the impression It would give. Live and let live I think, but strange all the same. |
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12:44 pm Monday, 6th January, 2020
Profiles I read a lot about men Not reading womens profiles. And women being angry about men not reading their profiles. When we do read your profiles and comment on them women immediately get their backs up! Do you want us to tell you how wonderful you are without commenting on what you have written? It is a subtle balancing game! Brain in or brain out or half way!! What you write is subject to questions. I have been Interrogated about profile. It is a pity that many women cant deal with a smaller level of questioning about who they claim to be!! |
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6:55 pm Tuesday, 13th August, 2019
Hong Kong Fuey Thank you Jean for your help, but like my old cartoon favourite I will take all the accolades and praise for saving the day! I will claim to be the Super Detective of course and being the Man will get the praise. Not that you are my side kick! Lol |
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6:46 pm Tuesday, 13th August, 2019
Mansion House A friend has told me that Mansion House, also based in the City of London is also a very popular destination for good looking wealthy men!! Incidentally Mansion House if not very far from London Wall!! Amazing how all these good looking women and men seem to be missing each other!! Working in the City they obviously do not have their fingers on the pulse!! All work and no play I guess is making them very very Dull. |
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6:03 pm Tuesday, 13th August, 2019
London Wall Isnt it funny how many entries there are from London Wall??!! Having been born and bred in London and living in one of the many London Boroughs, islington, my home and my love, the concentration of people along London Wall is amazing. It is a stretch of road about 3/4 of a mile long in the City of London that does not have a lot of residential housing and mostly office space!! Also why is everyone there a Consultant?? Maybe its just me or is there a scamming gang operating out of offices there!! Hmmmm!! |
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10:50 pm Thursday, 8th August, 2019
Rare Minerals OK. Surprise! I must compliment the person I had a diary argument with. I was unblocked and I returned the favour. Wrote to her and we apologised to each other which is heartening and refreshing and wished each other well!! Yes. You are rare indeed. Good luck. I have re-evaluated. Very rare and I go as far as saying Priceless ππΎππΎπ |
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11:24 am Monday, 30th September, 2019
Pervert I read many diaries of women referring to men as Perverts, but what is the definition of a pervert?? A man who is simply sexual interested in you or something more heinous? |
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12:57 pm Tuesday, 17th September, 2019
London Wall Of all the places in all the world!! London is quite a big city but there seems to be many people living in the Square Mile Which doesnt have that much living area as it is mostly office blocks. By that reckoning London Wall should be a sprawling social district! |
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9:59 am Wednesday, 11th September, 2019
I wish I cared It seems you cant even compliment some women these days!! Ssssheeessshh!! |
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2:38 pm Monday, 9th September, 2019
Ground-Hog Day / Ground-Hog Day I saw you on page 1, I saw you on page 5, I saw you on page 6, I saw you on page 7,8 and 9 Are we running out of people!! Are the body snatchers at play? Im sure I saw this all in a film!! |
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1:39 pm Tuesday, 30th July, 2019
Let the games begin!! I am glad i am providing some women with the giggles!! it is the quickest way to a woman's heart apparently, next to food... or a sharp dagger!! i hope i continue to amuse! Stay Tuned! |
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12:48 pm Tuesday, 30th July, 2019
Fakegems YAAAWWWNNN!! That feeling when someone feels the need to unblock you just to make a comment after denying you the right to reply, then feel the need to block you again to deny you the right of reply again obviously because their original comments cant stand up to scrutiny. Then feel the need to quote the Bible and speak Yardie to prove how Big and bad they are.... Quite rare indeed but not priceless Think you have a little growing up to do! Lol Should I expect another response from you that I will not be able to respond to? Lol |
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11:13 am Tuesday, 30th July, 2019
Deal With It It seems some women do not like men who actually have an Opinion!! Call me irresponsible. Call me Opinionated, but I am not going to listen to an ignorant view point without challenging it. My views are considered and based on fact. I make no derisory comments about women in my diaries and do not use abusive language. Which is a change from what I hear. If my sensible comments offend you then I wont apologise for being sensible or offending your delicate sensibility. Other than that if you are interested in good, sensible conversation then perhaps I may be a good choice. |
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10:19 am Tuesday, 30th July, 2019
Raregem, not so Rare If yo do write a diary entry you must expect to have it challenged if all you are going is criticising men. My one line response must have hit hard because instead of constructively arguing the point you decide to block me. Because you havent experience what you claim men do it doesnt mean that it doesnt happen. Just as your VIEWs are your, so are mine. If my response didnt make sense then you wouldnt be chucking your dummy out of the pram and acting like a spoilt child!! |
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9:18 pm Thursday, 25th July, 2019
Guilty Pleasure To all those who look at people who have never looked at you then block them..... this one is for you.... Shooobie Shoobie Do!! doobie doobie do!!... |
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1:02 am Monday, 15th July, 2019
BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!! People usually want to meet me because perhaps they think because i have a degree i am quite intelligent!! They want to pick my brains!!! I hear it tastes quick nice with a mint jus and tastes quite like lamb!! I must stop hooking up with those zombies and Hannibal Lecture types!!! |
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11:44 pm Sunday, 14th July, 2019
Great Britain!! Today I sent my Scottish Nationalist friend, who lives in America a message!! I told him today was a good day for English Sport!! For a moment I was a bit disturbed! I thought, well, Andy Murray did do the nation a big favour a few years ago and despite being Scottish we all bathed in the light of his glory!! I corrected myself!! Today was a great day for Great British Sport!!! I hope he is pleased, living In America and all that buy some how I imagine he wont be!! Oh Well! Bah-Humbug on all that!! |
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8:14 pm Sunday, 14th July, 2019
Exhausting A big day of sport and a tiring one!! think i need a cigarette and a nod!! lol |