Deter organ thieves from stealing your innards by swallowing several mousetraps minutes before your death.
Firstly, im only 3cm tall but i wear heels so you'd never know.
Music is a really big thing for me, favourites include ratm, funk music, James Morrison, Climax Blues Band, Plan B, Pearl Jam, Hootie, Soundgarden, Doobie Bros, actually everything that sounds good!! And i quite like the Rainbow soundtrack!
I am rather fond of the words fluff, frog and peas and also sometimes use words that dont mean anything but sound good to make myself look clever! Pickledflacia is a goodun! And my new addition, to 'snumphulate'. Feel free to use it, I'm actually snumphulating at this very moment!
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 54 | |
| Location | UK, England: East Sussex, Cuckfield | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🌎 Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| 💞 Relationship Status | Single | |
| ⌛ Body Type | Average | |
