My dad jokes are becoming more powerful as I evolve into the dad bod. Weekend hobbies usually include Friday night drunk gaming, I make a really good pirate captain if I do say so myself. Saturday meat smoking as I tinker around the house, then some Sunday fishing if I'm lucky.
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Gender | Male | |
Age | 35 | |
Location | USA, Utah, Garland | |
🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
💞 Relationship Status | Separated | |
⭐ Star Sign | Leo | |
🚬 Smoke | No | |
🍷 Drink | Sometimes | |
🍽️ Diet | I eat everything! | |
👶 Children | Yes, living with me | |
⌛ Body Type | A few extra pounds | |
👱 Hair Colour | What hair?! |