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pThere is a bottle of Chianti waiting for the first woman wo lets me fix a home-cooked Italian dinner for her!p

SweetenestinA

How are you doing this weekend dear

by SweetenestinA at 4:14 pm Sunday, 26th January, 2025


pCommunication is the principal building block of any relationship, but communication isn't just about expressing a thought. It's also about understanding what your partner is saying and conveying, back to them, that you understand.p


pBelieve in yourself as fiercely as others believe in you! Your self-confidence will radiate outward and inspire those around you to believe in themselves too.p


pThey just told us not to come to work, Tuesday!  I have a 4-day weekend, but nobody to spend it with!p

Thoughtsweetsex

I’m going to be there to make you feel comfortable 😇😍

by Thoughtsweetsex at 3:40 pm Thursday, 23rd January, 2025

EngagingGoddess

Any plans ? LOL

by EngagingGoddess at 1:45 pm Monday, 20th January, 2025


Good morning Christian fellows 🙏 I hope today is filled with Gods grace and blessings big and small! Happy Monday!!


pAny lady within 20 miles of long stratton want to spend there life with me im honest  loyal dependable work part time alone xp

Brittany

Hi

by Brittany at 3:14 am Tuesday, 14th January, 2025

Queenvik

Hi there !

by Queenvik at 5:04 pm Monday, 13th January, 2025

FearlessBeliever877f0c

Hello

by FearlessBeliever877f0c at 2:51 pm Monday, 13th January, 2025


pAny lady within 20 miles of long stratton want to spend there life with me im honest  loyal dependable work part time alone xp


feeling lonely, am looking for honest and serious relationship with a man who knows how to treat, love and take good care of a woman like a queen.


i am into comic book stuff and power and superpower and hero and superhero villain and super villain stuff and i like anime manga cartoons memes internet memes vines tik-tok you tube funny video and just videos and funny photos and photos


Women are complicated! Beauty is simple; like the way you come out of the shower; hair down, no make-up, and a smile on your face!

Bella

Aww thanks for you compliment

by Bella at 12:41 pm Saturday, 11th January, 2025

Monikas

I am we here seeking for soul mate someone to love and make him happy always

by Monikas at 12:54 am Saturday, 11th January, 2025

Lynavic

Men are handsome and nice

by Lynavic at 12:12 am Saturday, 11th January, 2025

 Emily

Hello honey I'm Emily how are you doing today good morning to my

by Emily at 5:05 pm Friday, 10th January, 2025


pYou cannot change the people around you, but you can change the people you choose to be around. brI'm here searching for the love of my life p


pHello guys, I’m currently single and I just joined anyone here. I’m very bored to.ppbrppbrp


Ready to make the next chapter the best one yet! ✨ I believe in real connections, spontaneous adventures, and finding joy in the little things. If you're someone who values honesty, laughter, and building something lasting, I think we might just click. Swipe right if you're ready for some fun conversation and seeing where life takes us!


We say It’s okay to love again, that it’s okay to trust again, we say that Love deserves it all. But are we kind to love, are we doing our part in making love the beauty that we all deserve? ~Paul, just now 😃.


I'm hoping to find my last love.. Someone to share my forever with, a loving sweet honestly c do kind man that knows how to treat his woman right.


pHello : 👋 guys How are you 😊 pdivWho is talking to you from where?brpPlease answer me the questions ⁉️ pdiv


I just took my 2025 Sexual Harassment training. Before I get in trouble, please tell me what you mean by, "Looking for: Anything Goes!"

Jessica

hello dear

by Jessica at 5:36 am Thursday, 9th January, 2025

Gloria

Am new here seeking for a strong relationship

by Gloria at 6:11 pm Friday, 3rd January, 2025


pStill available anytime soon thank you for your time and interest in meppbrppbrppbrp


The Twilight Zone Marathon is on Syfy! All I need is a good woman to sit next to me, on the couch, to watch it...

Jessica

hello dear

by Jessica at 5:37 am Thursday, 9th January, 2025

Jessica

hello dear

by Jessica at 5:37 am Thursday, 9th January, 2025


Merry Christmas. I believe everyone is having a wonderful time with their lovely family. I hope you can look out on my profile and we can share more

Connor2016

Hi there, how are you doing today, Merry Christmas and happy New Year in advance…!!!!

by Connor2016 at 10:41 pm Monday, 30th December, 2024


pJust nmade Imy talian Grandma's "red gravy" with Italian Sausage, from scratch. All I need now is "a cup of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou!"p

Bubbles

OOh la la.. sounds delicious! Wish I was there ! Lol.. Enjoy Hun! Happy New Year!! 🥂🍷🧆🥘🍾🎉🎆🎇🧨✌️👍👽😜

by Bubbles at 2:03 am Tuesday, 31st December, 2024


I want to listen to FFDP or Carnifex but due to my PC having broken speakermicrophone ports i can't until i fix it..... :(.

carpieperiodphn83

I fix*

by carpieperiodphn83 at 2:45 am Sunday, 29th December, 2024


I don't need pronouns to recognize a woman! If you feel compelled to tell me, we're both in trouble. I guess it is generational!


Exploring how things work on this site! I’m ready to move beyond the lonely single life and am eager to find meaningful companionship. Looking forward to connecting with someone special!


pLove is like a seed and need water , sunlight and care to grow .. looking for someone to grow with 🌹ppbrp


ted in finding a down-to-earth, adventurous, intelligent, and fun-loving woman that I am physically and emotionally attracted to


I am a woman for whom harmony and comfort at home always come first. Love and loyalty for me are not just words, but a lifestyle. I am not looking for superficial acquaintances, my goal is a real, serious relationship. I am often seen with a smile on my face, because I am a cheerful and positive person. People around me say that I am easy and comfortable.


pWriter, painter (canvasses), if you’re looking for a buck I can recommend a friend’s in Montana. prefer to be a library and reader, and interesting, humorous, company. p


Noticed I love to explore, love trying new things ..want to grab a coffee and explore a new spot in town together?


p class="p1" style="font-size: 15px;"span class="s1" style="font-size: 15px;"I'm open to trying new things and exploring different aspects of my sexuality. I'm looking for someone who is also open-minded and willing to communicate about their desires and boundaries.spanp

Berlinights

Your a bit far away though

by Berlinights at 10:32 am Thursday, 12th December, 2024


pLife is beautiful, exploring pleasure and enjoying the adventure is important! Here is a fun little challenge. Take the first Caps letters of the following words (Green, Mellon, Apple, Irish, and Lemon, you will understand the clue, then combine it with caveman for luv, you will get the answer, and don't hesitate to connect!p

Marie

Perfect 👌

by Marie at 11:13 pm Thursday, 12th December, 2024

nofbnisdo

I am not searching for a prince, but for a real man. A man who is ready for a serious relationship and for being the happiest husband ever. Do you feel that I am the woman of your dreams?

by nofbnisdo at 1:47 pm Thursday, 12th December, 2024

Catherine8

Yes you are right very important

by Catherine8 at 12:07 pm Thursday, 12th December, 2024

Divacindy23

This is actually beautiful....i sure will

by Divacindy23 at 11:36 am Thursday, 12th December, 2024


The chatroom word filter is too restrictive. It blocks common words used in normal conversation. Why?

Divacindy23

I dont understand what you saying?

by Divacindy23 at 7:46 pm Wednesday, 11th December, 2024


am looking for a man who is kind, sociable and decent, someone who cares deeply about his beloved and is committed to building a loving, respectful relationship. I want to meet a genuine, emotionally intelligent man. Someone who is mature, confident but humble, and open-minded, reliable and consistent, valuing trust and communication.


pI’m single and down for someone who would be serious with me as I would also be serious with him and treat him special so if you’re interested, I’m ready p


Small acts of kindness can have a big impact. Life is short, and the world is wide." Let's embrace every moment and create unforgettable memories together.

Jeannexxx

Yes dear

by Jeannexxx at 8:49 pm Thursday, 23rd January, 2025

Herqueen63

Absolutely right

by Herqueen63 at 3:05 am Thursday, 5th December, 2024


I'm not wealthy but i have a rich heart, i'm not the best but i try best, i may not be right in everything but i;m right on here looking for my soulmate.....

yaovifiomoji

message me

by yaovifiomoji at 4:44 pm Monday, 30th December, 2024


I'm not wealthy but i have a rich heart, i'm not the best but i try best, i may not be right in everything but i;m right on here looking for my soulmate.....


I'm not wealthy but i have a rich heart, i'm not the best but i try best, i may not be right in everything but i;m right on here looking for my soulmate.....


pLove is patient,love is kind ,love is respectful,love is not abusive ,love is peace ,love is a spirit that connects with another spirit where it’s been appreciated and recognized .🥰🥰🥰p


They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.


pHi everyone out there! I'm testing out this feature. What's on your mind this morning? Is anyone interested in having a chat? p


hmm. What's on my mind it's asking. Just wanting to meet somone who I get, and who gets me. . . that's it LOL

HopefulExplorer731f4f

I’m available now 👋

by HopefulExplorer731f4f at 10:23 am Friday, 15th November, 2024

Cindy

Sounds good i am here for a man who i am going to move on with and make him the happiest man ever

by Cindy at 9:04 am Friday, 15th November, 2024


pAnyone want help with the Black ops 6 Terminus or Liberty falls Easter eggs Comment down below :) p


pHey I’m a 39 year old woman from Minnesota and my faith as a born-again Christian is really important to me. I’ve been dealing with a knee injury lately but I’m doing my best to stay positive and keep my spirits high. I’m on the lookout for a loving and committed relationship with someone who shares my beliefs and valuesp

Adamproctor

Totally agree 👌

by Adamproctor at 4:31 am Thursday, 14th November, 2024


pHey folks bit of a test update here but also real talk is it worth getting a membership or is this one of those not so legit sites where it's not worth it?p


pDo any of you Ladies out there ever actually want to chat? I mean.. its even Free too 🙄😏😅💯give me a msg if you fancy a chat 😉 xp


pI don’t know what energy my profile gives off but I’ve been told that I’m stubborn like a donkey with the capriciousness of a cat so take as you willp